Happy birthday, Michael, and thanks for the invite to your party. I'm really sorry, but I can't make it this year. There's something else I need to tell you as well... It was really sweet of you to send me that 5 ct diamond ring, but I can't accept it. I don't love you like that anymore, so please stop leaving messages on my phone. You'll get over me eventually, although I know it's hard. Hope we still can be friends. Enjoy your birthday!